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Rock hard 'Lemon
Rock' Patch |
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Second to best patch....in the
world. Lemon shaped rock, featured in The Simpsons, episode no.
624/2f22. The cost? One dollar. The benefits? Immeasurable.
Price: $1.00 |
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'Blue Balls the
Penguin' Patch |
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best patch...that you could foreseeably attain ownership of
in the next few weeks.
Price: $1.00 |
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Fajitas? NO! 'Red
Cross' Pin! |
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The sideways ninja says "Buy this
pin, you schmuck!" The reasons are many, and obvious. Clearly
you have several deficiencies if you can't see the reasoning
behind wearing fifty of these bad Larry's on your naked fist.
Price: $1.00 |
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Morose? Take the
Tugboat Tee! |
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that's right! It's the tantalizing, tubular, titillating tugboat
tee! Indeed, this fine piece of clothing is truly an adventure in
alliteration. Take this tee and trail your tats out on the tree
trunk while taking tea from Todd! Or just fuckin' wear
it....whatever.
Sizes:
S (small only in
brown) Out of Stock
M, L, XL (these sizes
in olive drab)Out of stock
Price: $10.00 More shirts soon |
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Ulterior Motive |
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Out Now!
Brand new ten-song full length
album ,Ulterior Motive, recorded in Allston at Fork In Hand
Records. Ha! what you all thougth could never be done has been
done, the cd is pressed and ready. Out now! In other news four
teenage rappers were murdered today....two crows are being held
responsible. Ties to Kung Fu Ma$ta are currently being
investigated.
Price: $10.00 |
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This dude's got an
apple! |
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this apple or suffer my wrath. The apple is delicious, but
contains a poison. But the poison is delicious. But then you
die. You die alone, and crying into your half eaten
poisoned.....EXCLUSIVE KUNG FU MA$TA APPLE! You will be the envy
of your friends with this deluxe poison apple. Want that hot
chick to be the apple of your eye? Well now she can, when you go
into your paranoid delusions before you pass away.
Price: $450.95
$799.95! |
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